Idiots, self obsessed, 'know-it-all's..... you know the type!

There are quite a lot of things that make my eyes do backflips in their sockets. I am not someone with a high tolerance for the stupid or the self obsessed moron.

The self obsessed moron is the kind who will start up a conversation in a subtle manner but keep emphasizing on the some point to press you to ask him something in return.The answer to that obviously is a big ass rant of how he/she is the awesome-est thing around.... ughhhh.. Just another retard who thinks the world revolves around them. I've met them at airports, at the library or even the bus stand. Its ALWAYS about them. Seems almost impossible to talk about anything without it ending up with them being the center of the conversation again. "Hey, that's so cool that you visited that place... I want to go there sometime too, but I guess getting a sponsored trip to France owing to my mind boggling performance in the debate competition isn't bad either, huh?" *ROLLLLLLL!!*

Then there's the simple and plain stupid.... No mysteries or complications here. Its just a person with dung for a brain. Can't figure out anything, expects to be spoon-fed, has opinions which are based on facts less than what a 10yr old can perceive and just isn't open to understand ANYTHING people try to explain. I usually include religious mobs in this category, since anyone who decides to spend a major part of their lives on something that has no proof of existence, causes bloody fights among people for no apparent reason, is often proved to be wrong by logic & science, can be nothing short of plain stupid.

The most dangerous is when these two characters are found in the same person. That's when my eyes roll to the extent of making me go blind :/ .