You awoke one morning with an idea in your head.
"I think I'll mow the grass today." You drunkenly said.
"No matter that it's 4am on a Saturday morning,
I have to do this because my life is boring."

You slept in until 3pm after waking me up,
Then you decided to put a little beer in your cup.
A fight with the Missus, that'll finish off the day right,
You screamed and fought all into the night.

Good morning, Neighbor, Goodbye hindsight.