I'm a big dog person. The bigger the better. I've had to many brushes with yappy little, ankle-biting, fear aggressive rat dogs for my liking.

However, my wife's coworker's Chihuahuas just had a baby and asked if we might want it. The trepidation melted away when I saw her. So small. So angelic. So FUCKING ADORABLE.

So we adopted her and have spent every free minute training her to be a big dog.