Let me start by saying the worst pickup line I've ever heard at a bar was, "if you could have any superpower, what would it be?" Not only was the guy creepy to begin with, but he proceeded to tell me and my friends what our super powers would be: "killer smile", "lazer eyes", and one other unmentionable that you will have to email me to find out. Suffice it to say I am now somewhat traumatized by this question.

But alas, I digress from what really matters: my hero powers. I would be able to speed read something within one millisecond of looking at it. Books, blog posts, emails, you name it. Oh - and I could reply to emails, tweet, comment on blogs, and answer Plinky questions just by blinking.

The result? I would become a brilliant speed-reading-and-replying ninja and never get overwhelmed by online content ever again.

As for tights? Yes please! If I could just borrow Wonder Woman's outfit that would make me very pleased. Although this super power should probably involve glasses, headgear and a pocket protector.