This happened not more than twenty minutes ago...

90/365: The headache look (+13 things)

"Hey kid. Hey, wake up."
"I don't wanna."
"You gotta wake up. I wanna see you hit your head."
"What?"
"You're going to bump your head when you wake up. And when you do, I'm going to laugh. I'm going to laugh so hard that I might even piss myself."
"Why would you want me to do that? I'm not gonna hit my head."
"Yes you are. You're gonna hit it and its going to be the funniest thing."
"You're crazy."
"Okay. Okay, maybe you won't hit your head. Maybe you'll wake up just fine and okay. But I doubt it."
"Just you watch. I'm gonna wake up now."
"And you're gonna hit your head. Or not. We'll see."


And then I woke up and hit my head.