After dancing awhile with an attractive girl, but not yet speaking, when the band finished I walked back to the bar with her and said, 'Well I guess this is the part where I try to get you to go home with me.' She did.

Another time, after dinner out with friends, and a girl I didn' t know, we all crossed the road to have drinks in a noisy bar. As we walked in, I was looking at her hair from behind her and said, 'You have beautiful hair... I'd like to mess it up.' She said goodnight to everyone and we walked up the street to my place, arm in arm.

Once asked a girl who'd driven me home from a crazy party to come in. She did. When I made my move she said, 'I'll fuck you on two conditions: I want a lit cigarette in one hand, and a glass of frozen vodka in the other.' I had both, accommodated, and was accommodated. She had a very dirty mind.