I would pay my student loan on time, hah!

That's the not fun answer.

The fun answer is that I'd buy a freaking plane ticket to go to Belize or Honduras or Cuba or somewhere hot, sunny and Caribbean. I would use my mom's time share week so I would've have to pay for somewhere to stay. I would spend the whole time on the beach, laying in the sun doing crossword puzzles and reading all about Heidi and Spencer's latest shenanigans in Us Weekly. I would spend the rest of my money on Amstels.