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- Describe superhero you. See all answers
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- January 28, 2009 by dhowell
- If I were a superhero, I would certainly wear opaque, patterned, and/or textured tights (in winter)
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Hyperion Baroness sees all, knows all, and strives to guide gently (but is distant cousin to The Incredible Hulk and may throw crayons if pushed). Her ultimate power is to shower, exercise, and get a bit of actual work done each day, without becoming lethally exposed to salty snacks or Playhouse Disney. She strives to protect the world from seatback DVD players, potty talk, and Halo 3 for 5-year-olds. The Justice League is in hock to her for at least 12 weeks of PTO.

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