Plinky Of The Day: What I'd say to my 16 yr old self.

Oh, man. What I'd say to my sixteen year old self...

Dear self,

I would firstly like to congratulate you for finishing school. Now I have to tell you that yes, you are queer, and yes you should break up with him. He's gotta go. Just do it now, don't wait for that lame ass conversation type thing that's gonna come otherwise... it's one thing to dump your boyfriend because you're gay, it's another thing to be DUMPED by said boyfriend because you're gay... yes I know it's humiliating so I'm just warning ya, finish it now.

Also, the internet is trouble. STOP FLIRTING WITH GIRLS ONLINE YOU MIGHT BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CH- oh okay too late. Well, okay. Whatever. Just... just don't pour all of your emo feelings onto a blog. People can search that shit. It makes you look like a douche bag. Yeah, I know you need somewhere you can express yourself~ I don't care - you still look like a douche bag.

And wipe off that goddamn eyeliner.