...maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman.

But seriously. I'm not buying you anything.

What I would do is rent a person to come live in my house for a week (Or two. In fantasyland, I don't know the going rate for the "take over my mundanity package.") S/he would do the laundry, cook amazing meals flavored with quatre-epices and followed by fruit cobbler, clean the baseboards, and play tea party with my daughter for the 96376th time.

I would float in a bath of red wine, magazines/books/laptop at the ready.

That is my wish.