I can pick up and sing the lyrics to almost any 80′s song that comes on the radio. I can also identify many in just a few notes.

I can’t do math without a calculator.

I can make flat people and am a master superimposed head photoshopper.

I karaoke.

I can’t sing.

I like to think I’m a pretty good photographer.

Despite the monetary efforts of my parents, I’m not gymnastically inclined, never will be.

I don’t speak a foreign language, unless it’s to order food.

I paint pottery.

I can't draw.