Cowboy boot

Since when does Plinky get to tell me how many words to include in my stories about envy, manatees and Texas.
Seriously though, what a strange coincidence. I was just thinking about Texas and Manatees. (not so much about envy.)
I was working on a story about a fun-loving manatee who would become the mayor of Texas. All I need to do is throw a little envy in the story and Wham! I've got another f*$king Plinky entry in the bank, boy!!!!
(Actually, my step-brother who is reading this over my shoulder that in order for my premise to fit within the guidelines, I'll need to have more than one manatee. So, I guess this fun-loving manatee can have a bitchy manatee wife. Though, I must say, I was counting on some inherent comedy as the manatee entered the dating scene as the newly elected bachelor mayor.)