-so when I walk a mile in another's I don't feel so...

boots
Well, I will be wearing my springing tennis shoes and grabbing my boots. My Air Jordan's will help me jump for joy! We are all alive and healthy! The material items are irrelevant. Finally we can purge the obsolete paperwork! Get rid of stuff! Then I will put on my boots to walk a mile in another's shoes so I don't feel sorry for myself. War and famine are the real killers. My boots will remind me no matter how bad it is someone has it a lot worse.

computer
Now I have an exciting story to write!