One day at work, in my office, I sneezed really hard. It was loud. I really didn't check myself, I just let it go.

Co-workers outside my office heard me. It was a mixed crowd, men and ladies. They giggled. I heard them.

Slightly embarrassed, I got out of my chair and walked over to the co-workers. They were still tittering. Someone asked me if it was a good sneeze.

I replied, "yes, but I think I peed a little."

After I said that, I thought one of the young ladies was going to piss herself laughing.

Embarrassment deflected.