I overheard some teenage girls talking with a little boy who was with his mom at the mall. He was wearing a Spider-Man costume in the summer and he was very into his role. (If you can imagine the little boy sounding a little like Mr. Miyagi)

Girls: "Your so cute. What's your name?"
Little Boy: "I am Spider-Man"
G: "Aaawww! No, what's your name?"
LB: "I am Spider-Man"
G: "No, your real name?"
LB: (Looking around, suspiciously) "I am Peter Parker"