I don't really have a lot of deal breakers. I'm pretty desperate and will jump on anyone who will give me a second look, but there are some things that I just CANNOT STAND OKAY.

Having a girlfriend already
I'm pretty needy and will want to spend all my time with you, writing you romantic short stories and eating chocolate covered strawberries. Therefore it'd be a bit of a bummer if you were off with some other bird half the time. I'd mope. And EVERYBODY hates moping.

Being terrible in bed and/or having a low sex drive
I have a libido to rival Sasha Grey's so if you're not DTF all day every day then I'm gonna be kinda pissed. Also, if you're just gonna stick your fingers into me aimlessly in an amateur fashion then you're gonna get kicked outta bed. I don't have time to fuck people like you when there's a whole world of others out there... sorry bitches.

Having bad breath
Because, ew.

Being male
I tried that whole heterosexual thing this one time. Didn't like it. Sorry boys!