$500.00.....Donate to the Force-Hillary-To-Get-Rid-Of-Her-Mullet Foundation

$200.00.....Buy $200 worth of Krispy Kreme Donuts & start throwing it right back at the Krispy Kreme store I bought it from. Their donuts taste like cardboard now!

$100.00....Automatic Banana Peeler + Solar powered flashlight

$100.00....Extortion Money. Otherwise, Chuck Norris said he'll kill me if I "dont pay up, bitch!"

$49.00 (in $1 dollar bills)....So I have something to burn for heat in case this recession keeps going.

$1.00....Put into my savings account