Body odor or bad breath? Who's asking these questions?!

those were the old days

Oh, that's not fair! What a terrible thing to do to my state of mind right now. Um, well if I had to choose I think I'd go with the body odor part, unless we're talking about somebody who really lives rough. Somehow I can handle expired deodorant better than a full-on attack from the front. Brush your teeth, buster!