One News Story to Rule Them All

What? Plinky...did you just not ask us a few days ago who was our favorite celebrity? Really....these mundane and trivial questions are doing little to inspire or motivate me to return here these days. You know that just because you tag the question "Why" on to the end of something does not make it thought provoking. Come on....I personally have submitted several prompts that would engage the brain cells beyond the next head line found in one of the "rag" papers, so I am sure you can come up with better than this!

See you tomorrow when hopefully there will be a question worth answering.

(exits left... grumbling under breath)