1st Opener: Hey Ocean!
Honestly, however much I love the smalltime settings that these kids play, I would like nothing more for them than to wake up one morning to a phone call from Adam saying "Hey guys, I have big news. You're the first opener at the Superbowl, and it is going to be awesome."

2nd Opener: Bon Iver
He might not have the energy that most people would require for their Superbowl picks, but the man knows how to make my heart swoon.

3rd Opener: The Weakerthans
They have a ridiculously awesome sound, could definitely get the crowd moving, and would be a stellar representation of what Canada has to offer.

My Headliner: Ben Folds
What can I say? There's something about Rockin' the Suburbs and Philosophy that just gets my blood pumping. Not to mention, he's oddly attractive.