I would spend $1,000 to seed a giant Ponzi scheme. Juuuuuust kidding. I would buy myself a giant reclining massage chair that doubles as a pilates machine for "rock hard abs." Okay not that either. Ummm....maybe I would use the $1,000 to buy...you know what?!?! Couldn't this question be $1 million? $1K doesn't even pay my rent!