"Wall Street Bull"

My reality show would be called "Taking Stock."

There would be a publicly traded company on the Stock Market and each week or so, the shareholders would vote what crazy thing I do. The weight of your vote depends on how many shares you hold.

Really the only caveats would be that the crazy thing I do can't be something that would pretty obviously lead to my death or cause me serious bodily injury in an obvious, unavoidable way. So no jumping out of planes without parachutes or amputating limbs "for the heck of it."