Disclaimer: I have no idea why going back in time means going to Boston to Plinky....

Alright, so as we all probably know--helicopters are usually not the best vessels for traveling long distances. So, as far as I'm concerned--my plans for flying around the world have been completely ruined by my friend's STUPID idea to buy a helicopter and not a plane--or even a cruise ship--sheesh.

Anyway--to make up for the crappy means of transportation, I would spend a lot of time converting the helicopter into a time machine. My friend and I would travel all over the place---maybe go clubbing with Abe Lincoln (I hear he was a big partier), maybe go waaaaaaayyyy back and heckle some dinosaurs, actually-- I'd even be up for traveling to the future to see if it's as crazy as everyone says it is.

After that adventure I'd learn to choose my friends a bit more wisely though---a helicopter? seriously? I need friends with, like, spaceships.