Well, I would choose spaghetti cat, I know he's not "wild" per say, but he is so tamed that he can eat FREAKING spaghetti with utensils. Thats WILD.
I hope that Spaghetti Cat would tame the cat that I already have, whose name happens to be "evil pussy." Maybe even teach Evil Pussy how to eat Spaghetti, and then I could take them both to the Olive Garden. MMMM.... Olive Garden.
Rug? What Rug. There is no way that a cat who eats with a fork, shits on the floor.
I bet he uses a toilet and the bidet.