It is probably not very nice to refer to him as "stuff", but I probably wouldn't throw away...

New style trash can

my husband. Last week we had a big fight and I told him to leave, that I didn't love him anymore. I felt bad afterwards because I sort of meant what I said. We've been together for so long, however, that I would find it hard to kick him to the curb. I'm comfortable with him and he doesn't blink when I burp. He doesn't make me cook, clean or do laundry. He likes doing those things. Ewww.
But, like I said, he's become part of the picture that would look weird if he was cut out of it. So I guess I can't throw him away. Right now.