Hello, Great-great-grandchildren,

I'm 25 right now, so honestly, I'm amazed you're around. At the moment, I have absolutely NO prospective boyfriends nor the inkling that I'll even get one soon, so I must be pretty lucky in the upcoming months of 2011 or you actually don't exist and the Mayans were right and 2012 came and went...and so did we.
Unless your grandparents were super-young when they had your parents or your parents were super-young when they had you, I'm probably dead and gone by this point, but just know - and I'm not just blowing my own horn here, I'm straight up telling you - I was AWESOME. I hope you're total nerds because I'm a total nerd and nerds are cooler than preppy rich kids who pick on other kids for being poor. I'd rather you be the people that pick on preppy rich kids for being ignorant and stupid...though really, you shouldn't pick on anyone at all (picture me pointing at you sternly right now) because that's a kind of bitchy thing to do. But if they pick on you first, seriously, go wild. And I'm your elder, so listen to me over your parents if they tell you otherwise. On all of this. YEAH. Great-grandchildren, I'm pushing my beliefs on your kids from THE AFTERLIFE, so I WIN.
Seriously, though...for you to exist, I gotta get to mackin' on some dude coming up here soon...so, hopefully it's not a douche or a loser. Just saying.
So, the last piece of advice I have comes, interestingly enough, from 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure': "Be excellent to each other."

LOVE,
The Best Great-Great-Grandmother to Have EVER Lived EVER,
G-Cubed Yoko