Jane Austen handbook

Wow this one is tough I mean there is more than one.

I would have lunch with Jane Austen and get all the gossip out of her 300 year old body!

Jane, there has to be a reason why you wrote about love with such passion please tell our readers who the real Mr. Darcy was and what the heck happened? If you believed in love why did you not find it? and who do you think portrayed you better Anne Hathaway or Keira Knightly?

I'd just like to say thank you for writing happy endings for the most part you have no idea how much we are lacking those in literature and films these days. All these authors are now writing stories about the realities of life which is no fun right. I mean if i want real life than I'll just look around me if i want an ending that im suppossed to make up than why dont i just become the writer. Are you confused? So are all of us.

Then I'd have to sit down with Hemingway and ask him why he let one miserable war and a woman ruin his entire life. I mean Mr. Hemingway you wasted your life away moping around and fishing on some lake by yourself when all you had to do was run after Sandra! Did you ever wish you had chosen to forgive? Was "In Love and War" really biographical?