Me 'n' JC

My wife likes to find weird gifts for me. She assumes I will like them, as I am such a weirdo. The weirdest of these gifts was the pink plastic, "Answer Me Jesus". A ten inch tall statue of our Lord and Savior with a Magic 8 Ball style answer window underneath. He gives answers like, "Sinner", "I still love you", "The Holy Water will sting", and "Let me ask my Dad". Answer me Jesus hasn't really helped me out of any jams yet, but that might be because I am such a sacreligous pagan. Thanks, sweetheart.