Ace Ventura

Dumb and Dumber ("Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" "It's OK buddy, just go." "Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!" "We landed on the moon? Ya. We landed on the moon!!!" so many more...)

Fast and the Furious (my roommate's fault, he quotes it all the time! "NOS. Two of the big ones." "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.")

300 ("This is Sparta [or Cerro Vista, or anything ending in an 'a'])

Ace Ventura ("Shishkabob, Shawshank Redemption, Chicago! You're outta there!", don't get me started or I'll just recite the whole movie).

The Big Lebowski ("What's up, Dude?")

Cool Runnings ("Hey Sanka, you dead mon?... Ya, mon")

Scrubs (ugh, where to start?)

Airplane (Shirley...)

How I Met Your Mother (Suit up. "When I start to feel sad I just be awesome instead." "Slap bet!")