Thanks, Barenaked Ladies! That actually would be pretty sweet, but...

...if I had $1000 to spend in one hour, I would head to the grocery store, Barnes & Noble and Target.
Grocery store: I need to eat. To quote my friends, "We in a recession." Food is a necessity. I want some. And chocolate.
B&N: I like books. I haven't bought books in a while because I'm poor and I need food and gas. Gas is super-expensive right now. But I want books. I don't have to drive everywhere on my day off, I can just sit and read.
Target: I really do need some more jeans. Not all of mine fit right anymore or they say they're a size 7 and they're definitely not.