Your Head Will Explore From All The Fucking News

This could be really entertaining. It would be a combination of a talk and news show, and I'd draw from my plethora of passions. There would be book and movie talk, science news (everything from space to physics to health), spotlights on great causes such as wildlife conservation, organ donation awareness, literacy and education and of course, guests of all walks of life.

It would be like a strange cross-over between Oprah, The Soup and the Onion News Network.