Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran

Embarrassed? I think not...I would sway the crowd with my lounge-style version of this Duran Duran Hit, complete with wolf howls and growls directed at the ladies.

Rapper's Delight by Sugarhill Gang

I would choose this song for two reasons. First, I know all the words and that in itself should be impressive even though I know I am the only one who is impressed.
Second, the song is 14 minutes, 37 seconds long...and I'm an a**hole at karaoke.

Play That Funky Music by KC & the Sunshine Band

I'm a white boy who likes funky music.