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- April 11, 2011 by Tiffany_Roth
- The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard a Child Say
Over the short life of my 9 year old little boy, he has managed to show his creative side usually with an embarrassing twist that leaves me hysterical!
-11 mons, dear cousin teaches him naughty words, so @ family get together,..."Bunghole" is said....and since everyone laughed it became his new word of choice.
-4 years old-Birthday dinner with ex boyfriend and parents. Ex's mom-"Why Christopher, you have the longest prettiest eye lashes I have ever seen!" Topher-"Uh hu, my mom wears fake one's because she doesn't have any."
-6 yrs, send him over to school friends for play date. Kid's dad shows up with body hair. (A LOT of body hair.) Come to find out my child has incorporated the name "hairball" to this extremely nice and patient gentleman, and it has stuck!
8 yrs-After an expensive plumbing bill from a clogged toilette, I started putting my tampons in the garbage (I know, gross right?). So Mr . Chris is in the bathroom and comes running out creaming, "Mom there is a bloody mouse in the trash can!"
-Struggling with Alopecia Arreatta (recently), which is a hair loss problem. Sitting with the MD she explains this shampoo will promote hair growth wear it is thin or bald. Christopher: "Mom, you should put it on your eyebrows because you don't have that many"