"Officer, I swear, that gorilla's not mine!"
"Ma'am, you were found strolling through the zoo, hand in hand with the gorilla in question."
"But... he wanted to tango with me! How does one refuse to tango with a gorilla?"
"Ma'am, are you under the influence of drugs? Alcohol?"
"No sir, I am not. I am perfectly sober. Just slightly insane."
"...Indeed."