I just can't leave well enough alone

Ansel Adams Wilderness

I have no patience for people who cannot laugh at themselves, so when I find people like this, I leave them alone. Like is entirely too unsteady to not laugh, and before you can laugh at anyone else, you should be able to laugh at yourself.
I have no patience for healing. I'm the sort of person who cannot NOT pop a pimple, pick a scab, or worry a wound. I know it's bad, and nine times out of ten, I make things worse. But I love to attempt to hurry healing.
I have no patience for patience, really. I hate standing in line. I hate waiting. I'm all about making the journey worthwhile, but on those occasions when the journey is stalemated by something beyond my control, it's very hard for me to enjoy that time and not view it as wasted.