My first job was delivering the Philadelphia Bulletin when I was in 6th grade. No one ever paid on time and collections were a bitch. But I made enough to play Space Invaders at Howard Johnson's up the street. And once, a couple came to the door high as kites and completely naked. He fondled her breast as he told me that he didn't have any money on him 'at the moment'. I said thank you and immediately went home.

Also: Please use this answer for the "When did you see your first vagina?" question. Thnx.