• February 4, 2009 by kari
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    • My fear of mayonnaise

    • I have no problem with eggs, vinegar, or any of the other ingredients in mayonnaise. It's the actual stuff itself I'm terrified of. I'm not saying that I run screaming from the room when someone has a dollop on their sandwich, but it is definitely a fear. I don't want to smell it, I can't stand to look at it, and if a jar/packet of it is sitting near me I will scramble to get away from it. Just thinking of it or imagining the smell is enough to make my skin crawl.

      Don't ask me why I'm scared of it. I don't have an answer. I just know that if you try to "test me" by squirting me with mayo or something like that, I will stab you in the kidney.

       
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    hshellen said:
    Mayo is the devil. If anyone messes with you, they were asking for a kidney stab.
    posted over 3 years ago
    tbone said:
    Is it the same with Miracle Whip?
    posted over 3 years ago
    kari said:
    Yes, it's the same with Miracle Whip. I think the smell of Miracle Whip actually makes me sicker than regular mayo.
    posted over 3 years ago
    Skorp said:
    How do you feel about Marshmallow Fluff?
    posted over 3 years ago

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