• The day Jesus wasn't born

    • I am 25 and still expect presents from my parents on Christmas. I get it...I am spoiled. I am trying to grow up y'all...about as much as I am trying to incorperate y'all into my day to day vocabulary


      Colgate Intimacy

      Christmas 2008 renamed by my parents "the economical christmas"
      santa didn't come & no angels got their wings
      I received AIM toothpaste, dental floss & mouthwash. those were the most insulting of the other fiddlefaddle i received in my BAG-O-FUN (renamed BAG-O-TEARS). I also received (broken) Christmas fish ornaments, red chenille socks & a cookie dough scoop that makes the perfectly sized & shaped cookie.
      Either I have HORRIBLE dental hygiene or my parents hate me couldn't find coal anywhere because of the current energy crisis

      All I really wanted was a Snuggie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0

       
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    prence said:
    Pfft.. you think that's bad? Last Christmas I got one of those musical toothbrushes that plays a song when you push the bristles down on your teeth. The song it played? Some Hannah Montana track. Ouch.
    posted over 3 years ago
    larbage said:
    Jabbers, you received a gift of oral hygiene, do not complain!I was not aware that after a certain age parents stop giving gifts. This scares me very much. Also, don't tell my mom.Snuggies are da best. And you are da best.
    posted over 2 years ago

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