12-step bathroom-sink-darkroom program

The reason why the bathroom is my favorite room, is because I like potions, pills, and perfume. The best 45 minutes of my day is when I can lock the bathroom door: turn up my 15 year old ghetto blaster, strip down, clean the canvas, and then create a new work of art before I leave again. In fact, I will take two showers in a day if I am particularly stressed out.

I even clean my bathroom naked. That way nothing disgusting gets on my clothes, I get to stay in the bathroom longer, and I can wash rinse and repeat right afterwards. When you have a job and a family you never get to be alone. The bathroom is my little piece of Nirvana and where I hide my vodka (totally kidding).