Fortune Cookie

You have to keep in mind that when people read these they must add the following at the end of the sentence, "in bed."

For example, I have one on my desk here that reads: You will never need to worry about a steady income. In bed. -- Which means I will be a successful adult filmstar. Nice.

I'll try and provide three fortunes here.

1. Always smile -- you never know who might be looking at you. (In bed).
2. Today, you will reconnect with an old friend. (in bed).
3. You will one day rule the universe. (in bed).