simply...unlucky 13

My lair is located in my garage. But it's not your typical Man Cave.

My two-car garage has no cars but instead contains a full bar, stocked with booze. A pool table, air-hockey table and electronic dart board. The floors are painted, free of oil spots and grease stains. The walls are covered in art and of course...a Scarface poster just in case MTV Cribs makes an unannounced visit. Along another wall is a large tank filled with my Emperor scorpions, all illuminated and glowing by black light.

My garage refrigerator contains one thing. Beer.

My stash of Maxim magazines spread across the bar next to the skull n' bones ashtray and spinning liquor dispensers.

The flat screen will be going up soon and I believe then, everything will be as I've dreamed.

This is my room, my lair, my Kingdom.