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  • If you had the attention of the entire world for two minutes, what would you say? See all answers
    • Two Minutes could be all we have
    • 2.5 millennium of being duped should be enough


      Let's see...
      Knowing me and my proclivity for saying the wrong thing at the right time
      And
      If these people, any of them could see me...
      And
      If by the whole world you mean everything alive
      Hmm, hmm, hmm
      First off I'd tell them that they must all be awake*
      Second I'd say
      "Folks, ya got wise up
      This is it
      There ain't other place
      When you heart stops
      It's over
      Be good to one another
      And
      If ya can't
      Then at the very least make a food source of all the people you're killing"
      Then
      I'd say
      "Buh bye"
      Cause
      Some fundamentalist Christian or Muslim
      Would shoot me
      Or
      Slip me a plastic explosive suppository
      _______________________________________________________


      *I should probably give them a century or two to see if they'd gotten the wool from over their eyes.

       
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    PKHawk_again said:
    Do you really believe in cannibalism? If not, and I do hope you don't believe in eating your fellowman, maybe you need to edit your piece a bit. I don't think I misread it. The following is copied and pasted from your plinky prompt response today: "Be good to one another And If ya can't Then at the very least make a food source of all the people you're killing"
    posted about 1 year ago
    MariInAz said:
    Don't you dare edit yourself. If she doesn't get your dark sense of humor then that is her problem not yours.
    posted about 1 year ago

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