- This is in answer to:
- If you had the attention of the entire world for two minutes, what would you say? See all answers
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- October 11, 2011 by StratPlayer
- Two Minutes could be all we have
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2.5 millennium of being duped should be enough
Let's see...
Knowing me and my proclivity for saying the wrong thing at the right time
And
If these people, any of them could see me...
And
If by the whole world you mean everything alive
Hmm, hmm, hmm
First off I'd tell them that they must all be awake*
Second I'd say
"Folks, ya got wise up
This is it
There ain't other place
When you heart stops
It's over
Be good to one another
And
If ya can't
Then at the very least make a food source of all the people you're killing"
Then
I'd say
"Buh bye"
Cause
Some fundamentalist Christian or Muslim
Would shoot me
Or
Slip me a plastic explosive suppository
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*I should probably give them a century or two to see if they'd gotten the wool from over their eyes.

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