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If I am reading the local paper, I like to read the cover or feature story first, then check out the rest of the local news. I am an inactive realtor so I like to check out home prices in the classifieds, then all the odd miscellaneous things people are selling.
If reading a national or other large paper, I check the business section for comic relief on all of the bumbles and crimes perpetrated by business and financial "leaders." I usually find there nuggets of other injustices like recalled medicines and FDA failures.
The the entertainment section for the hap'nins...