#947: If you had the attention of the entire world for two minutes, what would you say?

Happy April Fools Day!

I fI had the attention of the entire world for two minutes, I would say: "Get a life. Don't be afraid. Fight for your rights. Preserve the environment. Clean up your act/crap. Quit blaming others. Extraterrestrials are NOT demons but your bad attitudes in life. Get a damn job. Quit getting fat on substitances from the government. You have been warned. Now learn to get along. Don't rely on tradition. Change to your hearts content. And be happy, fools! Thank you."