(Though vicegrips came in second)

Junior Prom

Miami Vice is my favorite vice, but only barely. It was a close one. Vicegrips came in second, though they are handy...in a pinch.

I started in on Miami Vice as a child, when the program was a weekly show on television. I have now realized, no adult in their right mind should ever have allowed me to watch that show. It's about pimps, and drug dealers, and murder and suchnot. I'm not sure they could have come up with a much better title for the show. Unless it took place in Louisville. Then they probably would have called it Louisville Vice.

Overall, I appreciate Miami Vice for starting me in on the genuine vice of watching edgy television. I still have a taste for it to this day, and I think it's at least in part due to my parents' poor judgment and the hot-pink sexiness of Miami Vice.