No threat is as threatening as a well-dressed threat.

*Sarcasm Spoiler* Thanks to the "Yes on 8" campaign, I now realize what a huge threat Gay Marriage is to my family life and the day to day operations of my household. I am gripped with fear when I think of what a slippery slope exists when we begin to grant ALL citizens access to the same rights. The line to drop my kids off at school is already too long, imagine if GAY couples had kids to drop off too? Good god! And what if we let Gay people vote? Imagine what THEY would vote for! Why, just the other day I saw a gay (riding in the back of the bus where they belong) and this particular gay was so "uppity" that he was dressed head to toe in designer fashions! He looked as sharp as a tack, but that's not the point. If we let the gays dress as snazzy as they like, they will think they can do anything at all! We've come a long way America, don't drop the ball now. *End Sarcasm*