• Tips for Saving Money
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      Surely you Jest mi-Lord...
      SAVE MONEY?
      We saved around 100,000 over 20 years
      And
      Through the magic of
      Insidious, creeping deregulation of the banking and other monetary industries
      It went up in smoke
      Just as if we'd gone into the yard and used it to light cigars
      And
      Every time I go into town to get anything, anything I tell ya
      The price has gone up and the size has gone down
      Just yesterday I noticed that a quart of Best Foods Mayo is now 30oz
      However this isn't a problem due to the overall creeping ignorance of the American consumer
      Now, now don't anyone pout about that statement...

      The only thing in my life that hasn't suffered from inflation
      Is
      Guitar strings
      Save Money?
      Stifle yourself
      Do without
      Don't spend it

       
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