The Playboy Mansion
The best thing about this date is that the significant other doesn't even have to go with me. No need for roses or chocolates, just me and the Playmates, a bottle of champagne and romance. And by romance I mean "boobie ogling".

And since my stay there will most likely be limited, my better half has no need to worry if I'll be coming home to her, all revved up and ready for love.

It would surely be an unforgettable Valentine's Day.

The following day would probably be spent in the dog house though.