10 Things
I'm kinda sorta, well possibly
Might be Certain Of

1. I haven't had a drink in 9 days
2. My wife is at work
3. I missed the garbage man because I was waiting for a call back
4. No one on earth is as smart nor dumb as they think
5. No human can actually perceive the expanse of the universe(s)
6. All I truly have in life is seconds (tick, tick, tick)
7. Of my twelve sibling only 4 of us still have a heartbeat
8. My laptop was corrupted yesterday and I'm restoring it as I write
9. Texans aren't bad people, they just don't mean well
10. Be wary of 1-9