1. You (the reader of this) are currently on on the planet Earth
2. You are alive
3. You will someday die
4. You are a human
5. You are either male or female
6. You are sitting in front of a computer screen right now (while reading this)
7. You are reading this
8. You are on plinky.com
9. You have not noticed that I have not been ending my sentences with punctuation

See? I know a lot about you. Creepy, huh?